I AM THE PARAGON OF ROMANCE
AND BAD JOKES!
Pfft. Why did this never come to mind. I
love bad jokes. Especially PUNS.
inspired by a conversation with starkhavens
Hawke sure is fearless.
Quick! Some one get the catnip or a ball of twine.
My mind is going places.
Broody Fenris morning
(because of spicyshimmy)
Fenris why did you steal Anders’ shirt.
Sorry, but I will always associate cats with Anders now.
Dragon Age Custom Die Challenge: Anders and Aveline under the same blanket.
Aivopesty introduced me a great way to get (random) drawing ideas. She has a jar full of papers with different scenes and a custom die with 12 sides. You pick a scene from the jar and roll the die for the characters from Dragon Age.
This time I got to draw Anders and Aveline under the same blanket. Anders is obviously very pleased with his new blanket.
Previous Dragon Age Custom Die Challenges:
Aveline in Marilyn Monroe dress
It really is such a great way to get drawing ideas! Fun, fun drawing ideas. I am so very, very tempted to make myself a writing die like that, to get back into my writing spirit again (perhaps when my workload has lessened), because I imagine that the outcome of such a thing would be hilarious.
This drawing is awesome. Aveline is right; it really is… very him (possibly too much him for her taste). The way she looks away from him and at the blanket, wait okay actually, her entire face is kind of the best part. And his face. Alright perhaps everything is kind of the best thing here. I want to reach out and scratch his stubble, for some reason..
Bannhammer (by arylas.deviantart)
This will never NOT be funny. XD
I am never going to grow up.
So I’m doing this instead of working on Important Things.
Hawke attempting to repair party relations, if just for his own sanity. Humiliating Fenris is an added bonus!
Great plan. Execution could have used a little more work, and by work I mean wine and lots of it. That way Fenris would have been too drunk to be angry. But on the bright side Anders is speechless.
if anyone would do this, it’s isabela.
‘face me! i stand for all of us!’
‘…except for her.’
HELL’S KITTENS. So I read this bit of beauty this morning and then this mess happened. HOPE YOU WERE HOPING TO SEE ANDERS’ ASS HANGING OUT OF SOME CUT-OFFS TODAY, OH MAN.
Like I said in the Aveline piece from yesterday, still no tablet and working with a paint program from 1998 so please excuse the lazy color job. I got the important stuff anyway. Stuff that mattered. Full resolution is… better? Let’s go with “better”.
(Hi my name is Lewis and I spend my time wisely, thank you.)
isabela goes with him to get his ear re-pierced after he let it close up during a bad period, a bad few years more like.
garrett likes the hair on his legs and his stomach and the uneven freckles on his shoulders.
everyone knows he collects ugly sweaters, but it’s when he moves on to collecting ugly vests that they finally start teasing him about it.
and it’s when he doesn’t feel like wearing anything at all that he’s the most happy.
(hi, my name is shimmy, and stpitbull is amazing.)
Omg. This is hilarious to me right now.
The last one is a winner.