snuffysbox:

Anders and Justice in the style of Corpse Justice, a fantastic AU that you should check out if you haven’t already. Go here.

snuffysbox:

Anders and Justice in the style of Corpse Justice, a fantastic AU that you should check out if you haven’t already. Go here.

carrinth:

carrinth:

DA: Instructor Amell by ~carrinth
Surprisingly! DOES NOT MENTION PANTS! Cookie for you if you can guess the Mean Girls scene this parodies! XD


Quote inspired by thelovelycassi! “Now everyone grab some lyrium!” Marzel Amell is BEST teacher!

How can I not reblog this again.

carrinth:

carrinth:

DA: Instructor Amell by ~carrinth

Surprisingly! DOES NOT MENTION PANTS! Cookie for you if you can guess the Mean Girls scene this parodies! XD

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Quote inspired by thelovelycassi! “Now everyone grab some lyrium!” Marzel Amell is BEST teacher!

How can I not reblog this again.

carrinth:

Sometimes Carrinth gets really strange ideas. Fortunately, most of the time they remain unspoken. This is not one of those times.
Like. What if. Justice and Anders were pirates. But not really pirates because Justice would never be pirate because that is not noble and righteous. But they are on run from the Law. Chantry Law. Mostly Anders. However Justice will not abandon Anders to the injustice of the Chantry. So they are on the run together. Probably they attack pirates. Because. Justice. He is the Zombie Pirate Justin Kristoffer and his first mate Andy. No those are not their real names but it helps build enigma. They face many perils. For example, the fiendish fish demons of desire who lull men with their deepest wants. Justice had to tie Anders to the ship mast. No one could tie Justice, but fortunately Anders’ loud wails of protest drowned out any song the desire demons tried to sing. 
What strange adventures will they find next? How long can they stay ahead of the Chantry Armada? Who is the fabled Pirate of the Crimson Hawk? 
DRAMA! ROMANCE! HIGH ADVENTURE ON THE OPEN SEAS. SEA-DRAGONS. 

DON’T. EVER. STOP.

carrinth:

Sometimes Carrinth gets really strange ideas. Fortunately, most of the time they remain unspoken. This is not one of those times.

Like. What if. Justice and Anders were pirates. But not really pirates because Justice would never be pirate because that is not noble and righteous. But they are on run from the Law. Chantry Law. Mostly Anders. However Justice will not abandon Anders to the injustice of the Chantry. So they are on the run together. Probably they attack pirates. Because. Justice. He is the Zombie Pirate Justin Kristoffer and his first mate Andy. No those are not their real names but it helps build enigma. They face many perils. For example, the fiendish fish demons of desire who lull men with their deepest wants. Justice had to tie Anders to the ship mast. No one could tie Justice, but fortunately Anders’ loud wails of protest drowned out any song the desire demons tried to sing. 

What strange adventures will they find next? How long can they stay ahead of the Chantry Armada? Who is the fabled Pirate of the Crimson Hawk? 

DRAMA! ROMANCE! HIGH ADVENTURE ON THE OPEN SEAS. SEA-DRAGONS. 

DON’T. EVER. STOP.

carrinth:

Corpse Justice: Bathroom by ~carrinth
That one time, Anders locked Justice in the bathroom.

Justice will record every hour he spends in that bathroom in that journal. Day one will turn into Day one hundred and twenty. /Ikid

carrinth:

Corpse Justice: Bathroom by ~carrinth

That one time, Anders locked Justice in the bathroom.

Justice will record every hour he spends in that bathroom in that journal. Day one will turn into Day one hundred and twenty. /Ikid

carrinth:

DA: Instructor Amell by ~carrinth
Surprisingly! DOES NOT MENTION PANTS! Cookie for you if you can guess the Mean Girls scene this parodies! XD

This is canon. This is totally canon.
Great Teacher Amell.

carrinth:

DA: Instructor Amell by ~carrinth

Surprisingly! DOES NOT MENTION PANTS! Cookie for you if you can guess the Mean Girls scene this parodies! XD

This is canon. This is totally canon.

Great Teacher Amell.

carrinth:

Stormdragon mentioned something about Cinderella!Anders. So I couldn’t help but draw this. D:The gallant (and cross-dressing) Prince Hawke must find her mysterious dancer!

Lawl. How in God’s name did Anders leave that (It has so many straps.) Hawke is the most dashing Prince. (And then that fly killed me.)

carrinth:

Stormdragon mentioned something about Cinderella!Anders. So I couldn’t help but draw this. D:The gallant (and cross-dressing) Prince Hawke must find her mysterious dancer!

Lawl. How in God’s name did Anders leave that (It has so many straps.) Hawke is the most dashing Prince. (And then that fly killed me.)

carrinth:

*SUPER MANLY (YET WOMANLY) SHRIEK*
David Gaider twitted mah prediction for DA3 Mage Hats!!
AHHH! AHHH! YES. Make this happen. BEAUTIFUL HATS. PRECIOUS HATS. WE WILL EMBRACE THEM IN ALL THEIR HORRIFIC GLORY!
/mage represent!

I demand it’s special effect is to make your enemies die of laughter or something.

carrinth:

*SUPER MANLY (YET WOMANLY) SHRIEK*

David Gaider twitted mah prediction for DA3 Mage Hats!!

AHHH! AHHH! YES. Make this happen. BEAUTIFUL HATS. PRECIOUS HATS. WE WILL EMBRACE THEM IN ALL THEIR HORRIFIC GLORY!

/mage represent!

I demand it’s special effect is to make your enemies die of laughter or something.

Justice & Joy

carrinth:

I don’t know what you were expecting… but… 

I bet they argue about what to do with their enemies. Joy wants to hug them. Justice wishes to smite them.

carrinth:

I’ve had this sketch in my paper pile for awhile. Thought I’d clean it up and slap some colour on. Here ya go!

Better picture here: http://fav.me/d5e7ofl

EDIT: Rebloggable for the Tumblr reblog addicts >:D

carrinth:

UGH. Sudden Corpse Justice feels. Why so many. I’m sorry. Last one before I go to sleep!! 

*Spoiler-ish?*

Scene from (fake) Final Season 6 two-part episode finale: Vessel of the Spirit I & II.

I think we can guess what’s about to happen. Hah. Anders still looks weird. I can never draw him consistently blargh.

(And yes, I actually have a full list of episodes from Season 1 - 6 all planned out which I constantly refer to so I know which scene is from which episode of which season. And a movie too. It’s called Champion of Justice and it serves to tie up the loose ends of Season 6 but can also be viewed as stand alone)

carrinth:

Scene from (fake) Season 2, third last episode “Infiltration”. 

Corpse Justice and a reluctant Anders agree to help private detective Hawke infiltrate the enigmatic ‘Gallows’ and rescue Hawke’s abducted sister. But once they meet the kidnapped girl, things become… complicated. 

I dunno what I’m doing. Suddenly felt like drawing Hawke’s confrontation with Bethany. Lolz.

Non-existent TV show, I have feels for you.

carrinth:

“It’s ironic because he says ‘no force on this Earth’ but Justice isn’t from Earth cause he’s like from another dimension. In the Fade. Hahahahaaa…hee. Hum. It was funnier inside my head,” ~ carrinth
S203: “On the Wings of a Hawk”
In which Hawke pleads for help to save her sister, Bethany, from an enigmatic prison known only as ‘The Gallows.’ Anders proves less than enthusiastic, revealing to Justice a very different side to the usually carefree coroner. 
In my mind, the Corpse Justice (fake) TV series plotline roughly follows DA2 as in a majority of the stories revolve around magic (or lack thereof). Some things have been changed or simplified. e.g. there’s only one Circle tower, Kirkwall is a city within Fereldan, etc.
…Actually no, not really, now that I think about it. But it is about mages.
Later, you know Justice will be hiding in cupboards and stuff, trying to convience Anders to join Hawke’s just and true mission. Like, Anders is in his kitchen and reaches to open the top cupboard for a box of cereal and there’s Justice sitting inside:
“Anders.”
“YEAJHAAHRGGGHHOLYMAKERSBALLS! How are you even in there??” 

Oh God, foreshadowing!

carrinth:

“It’s ironic because he says ‘no force on this Earth’ but Justice isn’t from Earth cause he’s like from another dimension. In the Fade. Hahahahaaa…hee. Hum. It was funnier inside my head,” ~ carrinth

S203: “On the Wings of a Hawk”

In which Hawke pleads for help to save her sister, Bethany, from an enigmatic prison known only as ‘The Gallows.’ Anders proves less than enthusiastic, revealing to Justice a very different side to the usually carefree coroner. 

In my mind, the Corpse Justice (fake) TV series plotline roughly follows DA2 as in a majority of the stories revolve around magic (or lack thereof). Some things have been changed or simplified. e.g. there’s only one Circle tower, Kirkwall is a city within Fereldan, etc.

…Actually no, not really, now that I think about it. But it is about mages.

Later, you know Justice will be hiding in cupboards and stuff, trying to convience Anders to join Hawke’s just and true mission. Like, Anders is in his kitchen and reaches to open the top cupboard for a box of cereal and there’s Justice sitting inside:

“Anders.”

“YEAJHAAHRGGGHHOLYMAKERSBALLS! How are you even in there??” 

Oh God, foreshadowing!

carrinth:

DA Drabbles 8 by ~carrinth
“Remember that one time we dressed Anders up as a woman?”
“Yeah! He had such a beautiful Orlesian accent.”
Marzel Amell is GUD warden commander.

Wardens are so serious. I bet they don’t even know what fun is. Hehe.

carrinth:

DA Drabbles 8 by ~carrinth

“Remember that one time we dressed Anders up as a woman?”

“Yeah! He had such a beautiful Orlesian accent.”

Marzel Amell is GUD warden commander.

Wardens are so serious. I bet they don’t even know what fun is. Hehe.

carrinth:

Corpse Justice: Friend Fiction
In the Corpse Justice world, you write fiction about your friends. Isa is a smut writer. Hawke dutifully reads anything featuring Anders. Though her guilty, super secret OTP is threesome with Justice, which she writes (but never publishes) in her spare time. She’s still pining for someone to write a smutty OT3 fic about that. No luck so far. Sigrun enjoys Isa’s smut work but recently has taken issue with the Anders/Warden Commander Amell pairing. Her OTP will forever be “Natdurs”. She’s trying to convert new recruit Corpse Justice to her ship but Justice still doesn’t understand most of it. All he knows is that the Commander should end up with someone else. Nathaniel just wishes Sigrun would stop forwarding fics for him to read. Anders wants to be shipped with everyone.

Oh, Sigrun. lol. (Poor Nate though)

carrinth:

Corpse Justice: Friend Fiction

In the Corpse Justice world, you write fiction about your friends. Isa is a smut writer. Hawke dutifully reads anything featuring Anders. Though her guilty, super secret OTP is threesome with Justice, which she writes (but never publishes) in her spare time. She’s still pining for someone to write a smutty OT3 fic about that. No luck so far. Sigrun enjoys Isa’s smut work but recently has taken issue with the Anders/Warden Commander Amell pairing. Her OTP will forever be “Natdurs”. She’s trying to convert new recruit Corpse Justice to her ship but Justice still doesn’t understand most of it. All he knows is that the Commander should end up with someone else. Nathaniel just wishes Sigrun would stop forwarding fics for him to read. Anders wants to be shipped with everyone.

Oh, Sigrun. lol. (Poor Nate though)